Guided by Gaia Tarot

Guided by Gaia Tarot Hi! I’m Joanne aka Guided by Gaia Tarot. I’m not your typical taroist. I take a radical view of the cards. And the Tower isn’t always bad!
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🔮 Radical, inclusive tarot healer
💔 Narcissistic relationship recovery & fertility guidance
⚡ Empowering, no-BS readings (Scottish, so expect swearing!)
👇 Book your reading now via the Book Me link, or message me for a chat about how I can help you. The 3 Swords that everyone fears ain’t heartbreak in my readings! My readings are inclusive and nonbinary, even if I’m using the traditional Rider Wai

te Smith Cards. My readings are confirmatory – they will tell you what you already know but maybe aren’t confronting, and they’ll give the knowledge you need to make things happen the way you want them to. My readings are guiding, they’ll pinpoint where you need to go. My readings can be a bit emotional, so always do keep that in mind. My readings are not a party piece. My cards and I, together we are your biggest cheerleader. We can give you the tools and knowledge you need to live your most authentic life, as your most authentic self. Let’s break those binaries together! Content warning: I’ll also eff and blind my way through your reading, so if you’re easily offended, I’m maybe not the reader for you. If not, step up and let’s do this funky s**t!

04/09/2026

Its not so much about the object as it is the intention behind it. The moment it presented to you. What you were thinking about or doing when you found it.

And aye, this makes for bizarre ingredients.

What's the weirdest item you've used in a spell?

Psychic readings with a difference. Dont come to me if you want your future predicted. That s**t is disempowering. Don't...
04/09/2026

Psychic readings with a difference.

Dont come to me if you want your future predicted. That s**t is disempowering. Don't come to me if you want to be told what to do. That s**t isnt sovereign. Dont come to me if you hold any right wing beliefs, or view anyone as being less than you because they're different. That s**t isnt spiritual. Dont come to me if you dont support refugees. That s**t isnt kind.

Everyone else is welcome! Specially those who want to TRANSFORM!!!

Didnt I predict it. The right are going to eat themselves. It's all going to come out. It may start with the trickle, bu...
04/09/2026

Didnt I predict it. The right are going to eat themselves.

It's all going to come out. It may start with the trickle, but the flood will come. And Farage and Reform will be kaput.

Then it'll be up to us to fill the vacuum they leave with kindness, compassion, gentleness, truth. The matriarchy.

The party says its head of policy James Orr and Dan Jukes, Nigel Farage's senior aide, have left their roles. Farage is due to speak later at Reform's conference.

04/09/2026

Collective reading 4 September. Didja get a message? Content warning for sweary language.

Proof of master level attained. Or something to help you get there. Destiny comes calling. Do you sieze it? Or let it fly past you?

And pick your battles wisely today. You can't die on EVERY hill, you know.*

My diary is open for private bookings from Monday. I am taking a few more days off to recharge!

03/09/2026

My tarot cards got me a fcking BELTER the other night!

03/09/2026

We need to start really getting our act together and protesting. Specially in North Lanarkshire. Two massive data centres proposed, in Cleland and Ravenscraig.

If you live in the area, you should be worried.

And I cant identify who that MSP is behind the FM who is yawning her head off....

It really does!Thats the first thing to raise a genuine smile from me today. I am not well! Migraine, sickness, and had ...
03/09/2026

It really does!

Thats the first thing to raise a genuine smile from me today. I am not well! Migraine, sickness, and had an awful night last night. Sleep paralysis was the worst yet.

I took two cocodamol before bed to deal with migraine. Idk if it reacted with the new HRT or what but I was terrified I wasnt going to wake up this morning. Cocodamol has never had that effect on me before!

So I needed the laugh from this! Cheers The Labour Party

Needless to say I am not working today! Forgive any delayed responses to messages and enquiries. Be back to normal soon I hope!

02/09/2026

Not sure how to jinx? I got you covered!

I give you... Jinx Jars!

These are collection only due to their fragile nature. Message me if you need (or feel you might need) one! £15.

02/09/2026

Don't do ANY magick or spiritual work during lunar eclipses, Joanne. Just don't do it.

I reversed my eclipse spell last night and I must say, I feel clearer and energised today!

Spells are not irreversible btw. They can be cancelled out.

02/09/2026

Collective quickie 2 September.

Births and deaths. Not literally, of course.

In YOU.

With new beginnings, come endings. I feel a lot of both today. If I can help you navigate the situation you're in, message me. I have a few suggestions of spreads that could help! Cheeky 3 carder never fails, but my exclusive cord cutting tarot reading may also help...

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