20/05/2026
🩴 Clinical trial phase of the OT Slipper Survival Strategy has officially begun.
After years of unexplained OT slipper disappearances, our team may have finally discovered the solution:
⚫ One black slipper
⚪ One white slipper
🧠 High confusion index
📉 Low theft probability
In the OT, we save lives daily…
but protecting slippers requires a completely different level of innovation. 😅