22/06/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Scientists have officially confirmed that asking,
"When are you having a baby?"
25 times a week increases fertility by 0%.
In a shocking discovery, researchers found that:
❌ Family pressure doesn't improve egg quality.
❌ Unsolicited advice doesn't increase s***m count.
❌ Comparing couples to their fertile neighbors doesn't boost pregnancy rates.
Experts recommend a revolutionary alternative:
✅ Emotional support
✅ Medical evaluation when needed
✅ Patience
✅ Compassion
One fertility specialist stated:
"If pressure could create pregnancies, fertility clinics would be out of business."
Meanwhile, couples everywhere have reported feeling 100% better when people stopped asking invasive questions.
This has been your Fertility Fake News Network.
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