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Ayodele Renner, The Noisy Naija Paediatrician Award Winning Consultant Paediatrician and Healthcare Content Creator educating the Nigerians about kids' health one loud laugh at a time.

01/10/2026

😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. In general we should not be able to buy antibiotics across the counter.
People in the abroad will tell you that before they even prescribe antibiotics for them the pikin eye for don dey see shege wey carry belle 😭😭🤣🤣.
In general we tend not to prescribe antibiotics for a cough if
✅ The child is otherwise well and playing and happy and feeding
✅There is no fast breathing
✅ There is no fever
✅ There is catarrh making us suspect it is a virus (the common cold)
So have you bought Agwumentin this week? 🤣🤣😭😭. Happy independence day ooo.

30/09/2026

Na say make breeze no enter the body 😭😭🤣🤣🤣.
Even shawarma doesn’t get wrapped so aggressively. 🤣🤣.
Some babies seem not to mind. But if the weather is hot and baby is sweating or seems uncomfortable. Please just remove all those layering. Let the baby breathe!! .
Overheating is a risk factor for sudden infant death syndrome. Please no over wrapping.

29/09/2026

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. No constituency members today.

28/09/2026

🥛 CHOOSE MILK. GET MORE THAN JUST CREAMINESS.

When you choose milk instead of a creamer, you are choosing more than a way to make your coffee taste richer.

Milk naturally provides important nutrients including high quality protein, essential amino acids and B vitamins, along with other nutrients that support the body.

And it is not just for your morning coffee.

For children, milk can be a valuable part of a balanced diet, providing nutrients that support growth, development, strong bones and overall nutrition.

So whether it is in your breakfast, your smoothie, your cereal or your coffee, choosing milk can be a simple way to add more nutritional value to your day.

Don't just ask, "What makes my drink creamy?"

Read the label and Ask:

"What nutrients am I getting from it?"

🥛 Choose Milk. Choose Nutrition.



28/09/2026

Guys please now register for my mailing list with the link in my bio fa!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️.
Which one has your child come back with oo 😭😭😭. If none just thank God for mercy 😂😭😫.

25/09/2026

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 its like the man that found buried treasure in a field 😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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25/09/2026

You no go look inside poopoo ke? 😭😭😭🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 my people will not give you BP, say amen.
When toddlers swallow anything, we categorize the objects as high risk or low risk. Once anything is swallowed please go to the hospital immediately for your child to be evaluated. .
But for knowledge purposes here are objects considered as high risk objects.
❌Button batteries lodged in the oesophagus
❌Magnet + a metal object or >1 magnet
❌Sharp objects in the oesophagus eg fish bone, pins or needles
❌Lead based objects that fail to transit through the stomach
❌Large objects (>6 cm long and/or >2 cm wide)
❌Expandable foreign bodies eg superabsorbent polymers (water beads)
❌Multi-component objects eg toys with lights, motors and batteries
❌Objects impacted in the oropharynx require urgent ENT evaluation
Technically for low risk objects, you don’t need to look into the poo 😂😂😂. So say the books. But if na wetin go make you sleep for night make you no dey dream bad dream, my dear, enter that kpo and do gulder ultimate search!!

24/09/2026

Guys CHILDCARE THAT GIVES YOU PEACE OF MIND now has an outdoor space that is launching this Saturday 26th September at Magodo.
It opens on Saturdays for fun outdoor activities.
9a.m. - 6p.m

Ages 2 to 10years.

•Half-day Day (3 hours or less) - N10,000
•Full Day (4 to 9 hours) - N20,000
•Adult/Nanny Access - N15,000
🎟️🎟️🎫
https://thebabylounge.com.ng/play-park/

•A late pick-up fee of N5,000 applies after 6p.m.
Follow CHILDCARE THAT GIVES YOU PEACE OF MIND for more details.

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