De Paragon Mortuary Center

25/04/2026

Who is a Mortician? 🤍

Join Tina as she explains the important role of a mortician at DR PARAGON MORTUARY CENTER.

We are proud to be one of the best mortuaries in Uyo known for our neat, peaceful, and well-maintained environment. Your loved ones deserve dignity, care, and respect, and that’s exactly what we offer.

Looking for a trusted mortuary in Uyo or nearby? We are here for you.

30/01/2026

HOW MUCH DOES A MORTUARY COST IN NIGERIA, UYO, AKWA IBOM STATE?

This is one question many families ask, especially during moments of shock and grief.

The truth is: there is no fixed price for mortuary services in Uyo.
The cost depends on a few important factors 👇🏽

1. Duration of Stay
Mortuary fees are usually calculated per day or per week.
The longer the body stays, the higher the cost.

2. Condition of the Body
Bodies that require special care or preservation may attract extra charges.

3. Type of Preservation (Embalming)
Standard embalming is different from advanced preservation.
This affects the total cost.

4. Facilities and Services Provided
– Availability of constant power
– Clean, hygienic environment
– Professional handling
– Security and dignity of the deceased

In Uyo and its environs, mortuary costs can range from tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands of naira, depending on the services chosen and length of stay.

At DR PARAGON MORTUARY, we believe families deserve: ✔️ Transparency
✔️ Compassion
✔️ Dignity for their loved ones
✔️ Affordable and flexible options

We take time to explain every charge clearly, so families are not confused or exploited during a painful time.

📍 We are here to serve with respect, professionalism, and humanity.

For enquiries, counseling, or guidance, feel free to reach out to us privately.

DR PARAGON MORTUARY
Honouring life, even in death.
08137456666

29/01/2026

CAN A PERSON WAKE UP IN THE MORTUARY?

PERSON FIT WAKE UP FOR MORTUARY? 🤔😅

Short answer: Normally, NO.
But make we talk truth… somehow, e don happen before very rare o.
Mortuary no be sleep house.
Before person reach mortuary: Doctor don confirm say life don go
– No heartbeat
– No breathing
So 99.9% of the time, nobody dey wake up.
So wetin be the “somehow yes”?
E fit happen if: – Person no properly confirmed dead
– Medical emergency mistake happen
– Person enter very deep unconscious state
👉🏽 Na medical error, not mortuary work.
Once body don enter correct mortuary like DR PARAGON MORTUARY,
with proper checks and procedures, nobody dey wake up again.
Those WhatsApp stories wey dey scare people: “Person wake up for mortuary” 😱
Most times na: – Old gist
– Exaggeration
– Fake fear 😅
For DR PARAGON MORTUARY, we dey handle every body with: ✔️ Respect
✔️ Dignity
✔️ Professional care
So relax your mind.
Mortuary no be movie set 😌
📞 For enquiries or clarification, call: 08137456666
DR PARAGON MORTUARY
Honouring life, even in death.

19/07/2025

At Dr. Paragon Mortuary Centre, we care deeply for every life.
We don’t just handle bodies, we honour people’s memories with love and respect.
Our services are gentle, kind, and done with a big heart.

We know how painful loss can be, and we are here to support you every step of the way.
Dr. Paragon Mortuary Centre giving your loved ones the goodbye they truly deserve.
De Paragon Mortuary Center
Mentor Kingsley Paragon
+2348137456666

06/08/2023

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06/08/2023

“ I was travelling from Aflao to Accra but when I got to Sogakope, I was stopped at a checkpoint by a group of Ghana police team who accused me of not using my seatbelt.

I begged her to please let me go that it won’t happen again but she refused. She said she is going to seize my drivers licence and impound the car to their office.

But after much plea for hours (over 3 hrs), she decided to collect Ghc 300 last from me and which was the money I had budgeted for my fuel and other expenses.

I gave her the money SADLY and went my way.
I was about entering Tema motorway when a phone rang beside me, and i was surprised to see Apple’s Iphone 12 pro max on my passenger seat.
I picked the call only to discover that the Police officer forgot her phone in my car.

Now she's begging me to return the phone to her.
If you were to be in my shoes what will you do???
Be sincere because my head dey run riot here and both angels and demons are whispering things in my ear at the same time.” 🙄🤷🥴🚶

28/07/2023

Goodbye Mrs. Imo
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28/07/2023

MESSAGE TO MY BELOVED READERS 🙏💕

BEWARE OF PONZI SCAM!
(true life story)

A lot of monkeys lived near a village.

One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys!

He announced that he will buy the monkeys at $100 each.

The villagers thought that this man is mad.

They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys at $100 each?

Still, some people caught some monkeys and gave it to this merchant and he gave $100 for each monkey.

This news spread like wildfire and people caught monkeys and sold it to the merchant.

After a few days, the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys at 200 each.

The lazy villagers also ran around to catch the remaining monkeys!

They sold the remaining monkeys at 200 each.

Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys at 500 each!

The villagers start to lose sleep! They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left and got 500 each.

The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.

Then the merchant announced that he is going home for a week. And when he returns, he will buy monkeys at 1000 each!

He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought. He was alone taking care of all the monkeys in a cage.
The merchant went home.

The villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell it at $1000 each.

Then the employee told them that he will sell some monkeys at 700 each secretly.

This news spread like fire. Since the merchant buys monkey at 1000 each, there is a 300 profit for each monkey.

The next day, villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.

The employee sold all the monkeys at 700 each. The rich bought monkeys in big lots. The poor borrowed money from money lenders and also bought monkeys!

The villagers took care of their monkeys & waited for the merchant to return.

But nobody came! Then they ran to the employee.

But he has already left too!

The villagers then realized that they have bought the useless stray monkeys at 700 each and were unable to sell them!

Each bubble is the next monkey business

It will make a lot of people bankrupt and a few people filthy rich in this monkey business.

That’s how it will work.

BEWARE OF SCAM AND PONZI DEAL….

I hope you have learned a lesson from this…

13/07/2023

12/04/2023

Testimony 23
By Mr. Ebong John

My sister's passing was a most trying experience for us. De Paragon Funerals made the entire funeral process seamless. They handled things with exceptional professionalism and top-notch customer care. I am super grateful.
Call now
08077149089
0813745666

12/04/2023

De Paragon Mortuary Center