Flex and Extend Remedial Massage

16/04/2026

Two Sunday spots just opened !

Your friendly Pōkeno neighbourhood Muscle Whisperer is making room for a couple of lucky bodies this weekend.

If you’re tight, tired, crunchy, or carrying the week in your shoulders… this is your sign.

1 hour • $70
First in, first melted.

Message to claim your spot.

13/04/2026

🚦 The world feels heavy right now -global tension, rising costs, constant pressure.
Your body is absorbing all of it.

That sign in the image?
It’s your reminder to stop carrying everything alone.

I’ve opened 3 one‑hour massage spots from 4pm onward TODAY ONLY at a special price of $70.
If you’re tight, overwhelmed, or running on survival mode, this is your circuit‑breaker.

First in, first served. When they’re gone, they’re gone.

📞 Call or text to book 0204 278 336
💬 WhatsApp welcome
🤝 Bartering quietly accepted — reach out if you need to discuss

Let’s get you grounded again before the day ends.

I offer thoughtful, tailored massage for people navigating stress, pain, recovery, or simply craving deep relaxation, helping you feel more at home in your body.
✨ Relief in motion.
DM to learn more.