08/08/2026
🇨🇦🛒 My Canadian shopping trip took an unexpected Portuguese turn… 🇵🇹😂
I went to Canada for a holiday. Apparently, I also went grocery shopping in Portugal. 🤷♀️
Today’s discoveries:
🛏️ Portuguese sheets — because apparently even my bed needs to speak Portuguese.
🍓 Portuguese jam — because you just need some fig jam to go with snacks before dinner.
🍪 Portuguese cookies — because one simply cannot be expected to survive abroad without biscuits from Portugal.
🍺 Portuguese beer — obviously. This one requires absolutely no explanation. 😂
🫒 A Portuguese olive dish — because when you’re thousands of kilometres from home, you need somewhere appropriately Portuguese to put your olives.
At this point, I’m beginning to suspect Canada is secretly just Portugal with better maple syrup. 🇨🇦🇵🇹