06/04/2026
🚨 AMARILLO POLICE ISSUE WARNING 🚨
Authorities are asking residents to remain calm after receiving multiple reports of people randomly yelling:
“WAZZZZZUUUUUP?!”
Witnesses report the behavior typically starts around 7:30 PM and continues until approximately 11:15 PM.
Symptoms include:
📞 Answering the phone with “WAZZZZZUP”
🍿 Excessive popcorn consumption
😂 Laughing during horror movies
🚗 Gathering large groups of friends into a single vehicle
The outbreak is expected to begin:
📅 June 5, 6 & 7
📍 Tascosa Drive-In
🎬 Scary Movie
⚔️ Masters of the Universe
Officials have determined there is no known cure.
