06/09/2026
After a fierce silly string battle with my daughter, I'm happy to report
that my prosthetic knee is officially rated IPSS...
International Protection from Silly String. 😂
I entered the battle confident.
I left covered in silly string, questioning my strategy, and wondering how a kid can reload that fast.
Final score: ✅ Daughter had fun ✅ Memories made ✅ Knee survived ❌ Dad won
Pretty sure she was training for this moment her entire life.