05/12/2026
Did you know that I offer a massage MEMBERSHIP?
It's a membership that I made for myself, if I were my own client.
It's only $95/month.
WHAT?! ๐
Includes a 90-minute massage (or less time, if you really don't want to take 90-minutes out of your day).
NO WAY!!! ๐ฅน
And... I don't charge extra for actually addressing problem areas.
CAN IT BE TRUE?! ๐คจ
But there's more... you get 15% off another massage within the month (that's like $20 off retail). You can choose 60-, 75-, or 90-minutes.
AM I DREAMING?! ๐ฎ
Nope, pinch yourself.... See? Not dreaming.
Do you think you can take one more shocking benefit?
If you miss scheduling one month, it rolls over into the next month - because I don't wanna take your money and not give you a chance to get what you paid for. ๐ฏ
Pause or cancel anytime, just let me know (system won't let you do it on your own. No hard feelings).
You will not find this anywhere else.
It's easy: Just choose "Membership" on my website, enter the pertinent details, and you're all set. Your credit card gets billed the same day each month.