09/08/2026
Happy Star Trek day!! 🎉
Since I was a tiny hooman, it’s been my greatest ambition to drop a grown man with a few well placed fingers.
Massage therapy was the only licensed occupation where it was legal to channel my inner Spock. Thanks to all my clients who let me practice and bring me closer to my dreams every day!!
My nerve pinch will probably be a work in progress for quite some time, but dammit, Jim, I’m an LMT, NOT A VULCAN!!!
Live long, prosper, and remember the Prime Directive: non-interference (especially when you're on my table). Your nervous system and I are having a private conversation. 🖖✨