08/18/2026
It’s National Bad Poetry Day,
So we wrote you a poem.
We apologize in advance. 😂
Roses are red,
Massage tables are blue.
Your shoulders are crunchy,
We can help with that too.
Your back has a knot,
Your neck has like four.
You said, “Just medium pressure…”
Then asked us for more.
Our poetry is bad.
Our massages are not.
So come see us at BiB
And let us work out that knot.
**The End.**
Thankfully. 🤣
Happy National Bad Poetry Day from Body in Balance— where we promise to stick to our day jobs. 💆♀️🐈⬛🐈