08/21/2026
Dear afternoon clients,
I just want to assure you that when I come to work, I am wearing clean clothes. I totally wash them. The afternoon version of my clothes is a very different story. It shows you how I use my stomach (and apparently my chest?? Who even knew?!) as a “third hand”.
Y’all. All. The. Massage. Cream. Everywhere. I’m going to have to start wearing an apron.