04/16/2025
✨ FINALLY!! My Event Menu Is Here! ✨
Okay star fam, I’ve been teasing this for ages and IT’S LIVE. My full menu of cosmic experiences is ready to book! 🎉 Think of this as your astrology-themed “choose your own adventure” for shops, parties, and those I-need-more-magic days. No stuffy vibes, just real talk with the cosmos.
🔥 HOT TICKETS:
Full Moon Fire Ceremonies (where we burn what’s blocking you...metaphorically, but also maybe some actual paper)
Retrograde Rehab (Mercury’s a mess? I’ve got coping hacks + snacks)
“Oh God My Saturn Return” Survival Kits (blessings for my 27-30 yr olds in the trenches)
🎉 CELEBRATION UPGRADES:
Bridal showers? Birthdays? Even divorce liberation parties? Let me crash with zodiac readings and rituals that’ll have your crew screaming “HOW DID YOU KNOW?!”
👉 THE FINE PRINT:
Prices per person
Bring me to your fave shop/studio OR your living room
Yes, there will be memes about Mercury retrograde
DM to book or tag your astrology-obsessed bestie below! 🌙🚀