06/06/2026
The weirdest part of my job?
People will apologize for things that don’t matter.
“My legs are hairy.”
“I fell asleep.”
“I’m sweaty.”
“I’m so tight.”
None of that requires an apology.
As the massage therapist in the room, I’m not noticing any of that.
And honestly, I hear some version of this almost every day.
Meanwhile I’m over here thinking:
“Your leg hair didn’t even make the top 100 things I noticed.”
“Congratulations on falling asleep. That’s basically a five-star review.”
“You’re sweaty? You’re a human, not a decorative throw pillow.”
“You’re tight? That’s literally my job to fix.”
My massage room is full of real people showing up exactly as they are—tired, stressed, sore, busy, and carrying the weight of everyday life.
The things you’re worried about are usually the things I’m not thinking about at all.
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