Functionised

09/06/2026

Closed Monday, September 7 for Labor Day — all three locations (Colts Neck, Tinton Falls, Seabrook). Back Tuesday at 8 AM.

Homework while we're out: sit down on the floor, then stand back up. No hands, no knees. Start at 10, lose a point for every support you use. It's called the Sitting-Rising Test — one of the three markers in The Longevity Trinity — and it says more about how you're aging than the scale does.

Scored under 8? That's trainable. Come get the full picture.

Labor Day Reset — $97, 20 spots. Body comp scan + grip strength + VO2 max + your test, scored by a clinician, plus a game plan with me or Dr. Mike. Every dollar credits toward any program you start by 9/30.

Text RESET to 848-301-1515 or hit the link in bio. Ends Sunday 9/13.

Strive to thrive.

09/03/2026

08/21/2026

05/08/2026

Thank you to our friends at Seabrook Adult community for taking the time out of your busy schedules to learn more about the Calm Heart Method (TM) as founded and created by Dr Chantea Goetz, performance and longevity specialist. We appreciate how you have made us feel at home in the Wellness Center and will continue to strive to deliver the highest quality care to you! 🙌🙏

04/20/2026

Thank you 🙏 Green Sun Energy Services, LLC a trusted company and friend of Functionised !!!

04/20/2026

Watch “Seabrook Today: 4/20/26 Dr. Jim Goetz & Dr. Chantéa Goetz from the FIT Clinic!” on

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03/24/2026

If your body still feels tight after stretching… you’re doing it backwards.

Manual stretching isn’t just “relaxing” — it’s how you:
• Unlock tight hips in minutes
• Fix that constant low back stiffness
• Improve posture instantly
• Move better without pain

This is not yoga. This is targeted, assisted stretching that forces real change.

You’ll feel the difference in one session.

Comment “STRETCH” and I’ll show you how to get your first session.

03/24/2026

Are you driven, confident, and passionate about helping people change their lives—while earning at a high level?

Functionised is seeking a High-Ticket Wellness Sales Specialist to represent FIT Clincs NEWEST Tinton Falls Location (chiropractic & performance care).

This role blends sales, consulting, and impact. You will work with motivated individuals looking to eliminate pain, lose weight, and optimize performance—guiding them into premium programs that deliver real results.

This is a high-reward opportunity for individuals who want to be compensated based on performance, not capped salary.

03/10/2026

We are so honored to be part of Seabrook Community to offer residents the top chiropractic, longevity, medical stretch, massage therapy and holistic nutrition.

We appreciate the warmth and generosity of th entire community an look to serve to our fullest

Thank you!!