08/26/2026
The Great Remover
Alcohol will remove stains from clothing.
This is quite correct and just to prove its amazing versatility it will also remove the winter clothes, spring clothes and summer clothes from man, his wife and children if used in sufficient quantity.
Alcohol will also remove furniture from the home, rugs from the floor, food from the table, lining from the stomach, vision from the eyes and judgment from the mind.
Alcohol will also remove reputations, good jobs, good friends, happiness from the children’s hearts, sanity, freedom, man’s ability to adjust and live with his fellow man and even life itself.
As a remover of things, alcohol has no equal.
~Author Unknown.~
