Crazy Good Massage

10/04/2026

Do you get massages often? Then this deal is for you!

This month, when you purchase a massage package, you can save **up to 50% off regular rates.**

How does **$55 or even $50 per hour** sound?

If massage is already part of your routine—or you’ve been wishing you could make it one—this is your chance to **lock in a great hourly rate and save on every massage.**

The more hours you purchase, the more you save.

Interested? https://crazy-good-massage.square.site/product/massage-packages-5-10-20-/10

09/14/2026

What's app broadcast list loading. Find out how to get $45 massages. MA35651, MM33420

09/02/2026

For all my client that missed the massage special notification. Here is what is happening.

1. The instruction is to contact me via text or my business What’s App letting me know you are interested. 954 271-4292 is the number for both.

2. The discount is tiered meaning the more people interested the greater the discount. (This is why I didn’t just add a link to pay. It is my birthday month and I am trying to maximize how many client get the gift of a discounted massage.)

3. If I have at least ten clients interested I will release $45 massages. If twenty clients $40
And if I have forty client I will go as low as $35.

4. I will allow individuals or groups to purchase whole blocks of massages however there are limitations. ( ie I only plan to release a total of forty massages at $35 so if someone decides to take that whole block before I have a response from the 40 people it will no longer be available.)

5. I prefer a What’s App communication for this because I am looking to establish a channel for broadcasting these type of promotions…

The last day for this will be 9/17 but that is only if the number of massages I allocated lasts.

07/04/2026

The Sated Summer Member’s only event has shifted to phase 2! $40 one hour sessions anyone? Only 20 on the board…

06/23/2026

There is a secret member only deal going on and I am sure most of my members are unaware. If you got the email I sent a couple nof weeks ago there were specific instructions that unlocked some discounted massages...🧐 Only 12 remaining and I won't tell you anything more than that but I will include the link to the email in case you did not receive it for some reason.

I will be running another members-only event in July with savings similar to those of the MAYhem event. If you want early access to some of the deals, contact me through my WhatsApp account. 

05/14/2026

We are down to the last 10 massages at $40! If you are not a member yet but you want in, shoot me a text and I will give you a special offer. (954)271-4292

05/08/2026

If you are a member and you have not already booked two massages in May, you are missing out on half your life!🙃

05/05/2026

$40 on deck! Member MAYhem rolls on…

05/02/2026

As of now all the $30 massages are off the board and we are on to $35! By the way I can squeeze a 11:15am in this morning…

04/27/2026

Soooo, my members aren't playing about this Member MAYhem event. The first 2 days are completely booked up and the 3rd day is half way booked.