10/19/2026
“My mind doesn’t shut off”
If this is you - then I just may become your favorite person on the planet 😂
My specialty? Getting your brain and body to do the equivalent of a full computer reboot.
My passion? Sending you home completely massage drunk.
I’ve been known to put my clients to sleep. No pressure to do so, though.
So no, you don’t have to be good at relaxing before you come in. That’s literally what I’m here for. ✨