09/02/2026
From the litter to a dynasty. 🏆
Whiskey, the esteemed Director of Taxes and Liabilities at New Age Behavior, has accomplished what industry analysts once considered impossible: securing Employee of the Month for the third consecutive month.
This historic achievement places Whiskey among the greats—Neil Armstrong, Alexander the Great, Air Bud, and other visionaries who transformed their respective fields. Through disciplined leadership, unwavering dedication, and exceptional toy-retention performance, Whiskey continues to redefine organizational excellence.
At New Age Behavior, our values have always been rooted in love, dedication, and excellence. Whiskey doesn’t simply represent those principles—he embodies them.
Please join executive leadership, staff, and an increasingly concerned field of fellow nominees in congratulating Whiskey on another decisive victory.
The dynasty is no longer approaching. It is here.