09/18/2026
Heyloo humans :) Specifically all the ADHD/AudiHD + Autistic lovelies out thereπ₯°
Sometimes things become so common in life, you forget it's not what people consider normal lol, right?
Anyways, I'm a hilarious human who LOVES puns, portmanteaus, telling stories, LISTENING to stories, and giving advice. Most of it solicitedπ
and I also happen to be a Chiropractorπ
My people come in to a chill space, very modern/new, comfy, shoes kicked off at the front door, pad in to your right and immediately sit down in a cozy chair and relaxπ
But then? We TALK. Not just "last time you were X pain, what is it now?" (ok not only that) But just as much of "whoa, how was that concert on friday OMG it looked Ah-MAY-zing!!" etc
Except, sometimes we both just curl up cross-legged (I know I know - BAD chiropractor! *bop*) and just talk about stuff together. A lot of my patients are becoming my friends. Not because I'm pursuing anything, it's just nice to talk to people who understand you. Going both ways!! I can say that I genuinely enjoy talking to my people
Luckily, since I work from home + my visits are 30-60 min each, we have a decent amount of time to get to know each other. Shoot the S**t. Tell me about your crappy mother-in-law coming into town this weekend and how you are coping. Sometimes I even suggest bopping over mid-visit, to "go to the doctor's office!!! I'll have to pay a fine!!" That way they can get that ever elusive β¨time away from the chaos and noise
For a lot of my lovely humans, coming to see me is the most "self-care" they get, like... kind of everπ₯ΊThat makes me sad, but also honored to be the person they trust for that kind of thing. I mean I'm literally *touching your body* to do my healing work, and that requires a lot of trust and consent! That's a huge deal to me! Definitely importantπ₯Ή
Anywho, if you are still reading (yayβgold stars!) we might be an amazing fit. I know I barely mentioned it, but Iβm also super good at the pain-relief bit tooπ
If you want to do a vibes check, go here: dramandasimone .com
If you'd rather text vs read websites, msg me @303-374-4856
Looking forward to meeting other people as weird and awesome as me ^_^