Fair Fight LLC

02/13/2026

And Friday the 13th sales, we got a teddy bears jury bracelet, pepper jail for protection, tasers for protection and flashlight taser for your car for safety and protection is troll lights too and we got a Bible for those that need prayer and words the word the good word the good book we got a letter back is brand new is ready to go to with the teddy bear attached to it. It’s all good you understand we got a prayer for everybody man. It’s Friday 13th anyway for sale and we got some meat. Teddy bears come over and see us at factory 200 W. 1st St., Farmington, MO 63640 thank you. you know you want to be safe insecure and come back to evil spirits. Well you can come on by and get a sweetheart teddy bear, and some protection for him in the form of the Bible on Pepper gel of teasers which have one and I got knives too, so you can come on by and see me and we got jewelry bracelet, silver pear, silver necklaces, and gold necklaces

01/16/2026

Unfortunately, my week has been rather hectic and I have a gun show this weekend, so I will be at the store and return on Tuesday of next week; hopefully, they will have some good deals. Thank you and have a nice day. Please note that I will not be open this weekend and will return on Tuesday next week, thank you. I will be open at noon and look forward to your visit to see if you need anything, thank you, goodbye.

01/06/2026

I am pleased to announce that our establishment is now open following my return from vacation. I am feeling revitalized, and I am delighted to report that the weather today is particularly lovely, making it an ideal day to venture out. We cordially invite you to visit our factory location at 200 W. 1st St. in Farmington, Missouri, where you can indulge in our delectable diner food, Chinese cuisine, and Mexican dishes. We are committed to providing exceptional service and ensuring that our doors are open to welcome you. Please feel free to visit us at your convenience, and we assure you that we have some remarkable deals awaiting your arrival. Currently, we are offering a special promotion on a karaoke machine combination package, which includes two microphones and a Casio keyboard with a stand, all for $75. Additionally, we have a diverse range of products, including file cabinets, shredders, vacuum cleaners, antiques, and antiquities. We encourage you to visit us and explore our extensive selection. If you are unable to find a specific item, please do not hesitate to contact us at 636-209-9352, and we will make every effort to procure it for you. We appreciate your patronage and look forward to serving you. Our Christmas deals are now available at significantly discounted prices. We are eager to clear our existing inventory and make room for new products, so please take advantage of these exceptional offers. Unlike our competitors, we are committed to providing genuine value for your money. Our goal is to ensure your complete satisfaction, and we invite you to contact us at 636-209-9352 with any queries or requests. 

12/20/2025

We have a brand new office chair with a retail value of over $200, available for $75. Additionally, we are offering a two-door drawer cabinet for $75. This is a special promotion. We also have a unique birdcage available for $75. If you visit our store, you will find that these items are typically priced much higher. Please come see me at the factory located at 200 W. 1st St. in Farmington, Missouri, across from First Wok Chinese restaurant, which serves exceptional egg rolls. They offer a variety of deals, and we invite you to come and explore our factory, where you can also dine at our 24-hour breakfast restaurant. We look forward to seeing you at the factory. Thank you, and have a merry Christmas. 

12/18/2025

You need a third cage because Wayne has vacuum cleaners, daredevils, and other items that worked like a charm and performed like rockstars. They have easy-to-use shampoo samples for home that'll make your hair go from meh to mesmerizing. We got retro red tears that are so cool, they'll make you cry tears of joy. It looks like they just rolled off the showroom floor; they're from the 60s and still rocking that vintage vibe. They're heavy-duty, nice, and won't break the bank. We have a Dutch oven that's perfect for cooking up a storm, a Brandon boss that's the boss of all kitchen appliances, and a two-drawer file cabinet that's brand new and ready for locks. We also have a chair with heat and massages your back up to your neck and down to your buttocks - it's like having your own personal masseuse. We have an assortment of items, most of which have never been used and are still in their original packaging, and partially used items that are guaranteed to be of good quality. You have my word; I'll do you right, or my name's not Wayne. Come see me and check out our amazing deals. We have antique items, such as a wooden car that's a real head-turner, a Lego Lamborghini that's a speed demon, and hot wheels with red wheels that are hot, hot, hot. We have red, blue, and green dishware available that'll make your dining table look like a rainbow, an assortment of Civil War cards that are perfect for history buffs, and brand-new Deca cards in Ken cans that are a real collector's item. We have sports stuff, including fireballs that'll set your game on fire. We have Buddy, brand new in the box, and ready to be your new best friend.

12/17/2025

I'm here today and will be here for the rest of the week, because who needs a social life, right? I'll also be available on Sundays, because even the Lord needs a day to shop for antiques. I'm offering a complimentary Christmas tree, because who doesn't love a good tree? You can visit me at the factory, Suite 180, located near the factory diner, across from First Wall Chinese, because food and antiques go hand in hand. We have a Casio keyboard, a karaoke machine, heaters, tents, heating blankets, beds, railings, benches, tables, antiques, and an assortment of antique dishes in red, green, and blue, because who doesn't love a good game of musical chairs? Please come see me; we also have white antique dishware, because variety is the spice of life. We offer excellent deals, so don't miss out on our antiques, or you'll be kicking yourself. Come see me, and let's get this antique party started.

12/15/2025

I'm excited to offer a complimentary Christmas tree and a selection of clothing and shoes to a family in need, empowering them to enjoy the holiday season with dignity. Please feel welcome to visit me to collect these items and experience the joy of giving that defines this special time of year. I invite you to come see me. I wish you a wonderful day. 

12/15/2025

12/13/2025

We’re having a Christmas clearance sale and it’s going to be totally lit. We’ve got a crazy assortment of Christmas display items, including villages, nativity scenes, and various decorative items that will make your house look like a winter wonderland. There’s a ginormous selection of bells, ornaments, and snowmen, as well as Christmas trees in ceramic, natural, and miniature glass forms. The glass ornaments are neatly stacked and matched in boxes, each containing a variety of items valued at over $20, all for $10 per box. Each box contains between 5 to 10 items, with individual values ranging from $2 to $10. We’re offering a massive clearance sale to make room for new inventory because let’s be real, we need to get rid of this stuff. If you’re looking for Christmas items at the last minute, we have everything you need. Thank you.

12/13/2025

Hello, I am delighted to announce that I have been here since nine and have posted on my other page, but I neglected to post this extraordinary offer for a complimentary Christmas tree, trees, and clothing and used items for those in need, including garments, shoes for kids and adults, and a complimentary 7 1/2 foot tall Christmas tree that was only used once and is still in its box with instructions, available on a first-come, first-served basis. I would like to extend an invitation to you to come and experience a joyous Christmas, filled with blessings and free from stress, during these holiday occasions. Please come see me and I will share a joke and we can have some fun, and perhaps you will discover something that brings you delight, thank you.