McCullough Eyecare PC

06/04/2026

We will be closed for lunch today from 12:30-1:30. So sorry for any inconvenience!

05/28/2026

Crystal City has a new Farmer's Market.......check out the The Sunday Bloom Market! We live, love and support local! Share the love and welcome them to the community!

05/25/2026

🇺🇸 Our office will be closed on Memorial Day as we pause to honor and remember the brave men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice for our country.

We are grateful for their courage, service, and dedication. Wishing everyone a safe and meaningful Memorial Day with family and friends. ❤️🤍💙

We will reopen with normal business hours on [Tuesday]. 👓

05/22/2026

“The real sign of adulthood: holding your phone farther away and pretending it’s normal. 😂”

Call us if you’ve noticed your arms being too short lately!

05/20/2026

After LASIK:
✔️ No glasses
✔️ No contacts
✔️ Crystal clear vision for nighttime bad decisions 😂”

We perform LASIK evaluations at no cost to you. Contact us today!

05/18/2026

“Your eyes really do spill the tea on your health. 👀☕

One minute you’re here for new glasses…
Next minute your eye doctor is like:
‘So… how’s your blood pressure doing?’ 😂”

05/16/2026

“Your eyes’ dream team:
👓 Sleep
🥕 Veggies
😎 Sunglasses
🏃 Exercise

Meanwhile your actual routine is probably:
📱 Screen time
📱 More screen time
📱 ‘Just one more episode’
📱 Falling asleep with your contacts in 😂”

05/14/2026

“Contacts inside-out: the optical version of stepping on a Lego. 👁️⚔️😂

If your contacts suddenly feel like tiny swords attacking your eyeballs… congrats, you probably put them in backwards.

Save this post for the next time your morning starts with betrayal. 👀”

05/14/2026

Don’t forget, only a few days left!!

Vote in any or all categories once per day April 30th through May 17th CDT! Choose wisely! Votes are locked-in and can not be changed after 10 minutes. For your votes to be counted, make sure to vote in at least 5 categories.

05/07/2026

Some of our smartest patients got here by absolutely bombing one very specific test. 🤓👓

Good news though… we let you retake it every year. 😂