03/21/2026
Only in Ohio will you be stuck behind a flatbed with a skeleton sitting in a lawn chair… wearing a hoodie, holding a gas station coffee like he’s been waiting on construction since 2009.
Man’s got zero cargo, zero explanation… just vibes and mild disappointment. No straps, no warning signs, just “yeah, this checks out.”
You’re sitting there in traffic like: “Is that… a skeleton?”
Meanwhile the driver’s doing 63 in the left lane like it’s a personal mission.
At this point, it’s not even weird. It’s just Ohio.
Somewhere:
• a deer is standing in the road like it owns the place
• a guy in Crocs is hauling scrap metal with a trailer that’s seen things
• and this skeleton is still waiting for I-75 construction to finish
ODOT didn’t plan for this. Nobody did.
Welcome to Ohio traffic — where the lanes are suggestions, the seasons change hourly,
and even the skeletons know… you’re gonna be here a while. 🚧💀
