The Funky Monkey Friendswood

10/25/2026

Forget trick-or-treating...we're on a different kind of treat hunt. 😏🍃🎃

Spooky season is officially in the air! What's everyone getting into for Halloween? 👀

10/24/2026

Your fur babies deserves a little VIP treatment, too!

Keep those tails waggin' with Omni Oil Texas C*D Pet Oil -- NOW 50% OFF! 🐶😸💚

Whether your four-legged bestie needs some extra love or you're just looking to spoil them, now's the time to save!

YES, HALF OFF!!
Because the good stuff isn't just for humans. 😉 🐾

10/24/2026

Possibly a little operator error 🤣🤣🤣

📍 Visit us at:
The Funky Monkey
3 Parkside Dr. Suite 103
Friendswood, TX 77546

🕒 Store Hours:
Tuesday–Thursday: 10:30 AM – 6:00 PM
Friday: 10:30 AM – 5:00 PM
Saturday: 10:30 AM – 2:00 PM
Sunday & Monday: Closed

📞 Call or Text: 281-996-5007
✅ Free consultations available!
Walk-ins welcome, to speak with Elita, booking ahead is recommended.

📅 Book here: thefunkymonkeyfriendswood.com/green-plant-consult

10/23/2026

I think this is the shirt I’m going to wear to go and vote today.

🤷🏻‍♀️🤪💚🐒💪🏼

📍 Visit us at:
The Funky Monkey
3 Parkside Dr. Suite 103
Friendswood, TX 77546

🕒 Store Hours:
Tuesday–Thursday: 10:30 AM – 6:00 PM
Friday: 10:30 AM – 5:00 PM
Saturday: 10:30 AM – 2:00 PM
Sunday & Monday: Closed

📞 Call or Text: 281-996-5007
(We respond on the next business day if texting after hours)

Book a FREE consultation here

https://www.thefunkymonkeyfriendswood.com/green-plant-consult

Thank you for supporting our SMALL business!!

10/23/2026

Hey Funky Family!! 💚🙊📥

With voting season quickly approaching, we wanted to share a helpful resource from the Texas H**p Business council:

The 2026 Texas H**p Voter Guide! 🍃
This guide gives you a look at where Texas candidates stand on h**p.

Including those who are aligned with the industry, those who aren't, and those whose positions are still unknown. 👀

We're sharing this simply to help keep our community informed about the people and decisions that could impact the future of Texas H**p!

Take a peek at the guide below and see where your candidates stand.
We're not red or blue...we're GREEN! 😎

Stay informed, Texas. 💚
https://texash**pbusinesscouncil.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Texas_H**p_2026_Voter_Guide-4.pdf

10/23/2026

10/23/2026

I know it's still Texas, but those first hints of cooler weather have me dreaming of crisp mornings and cozy evenings. 🍂✨

There’s something special about taking a few minutes for yourself, steeping a cup of tea, and settling into the slower rhythm that fall brings.

Adding a little Hometown Hero Agave Syrup has became a favorite way to make that moment feel even more enjoyable. 🥰

10/22/2026

Every great brand has a story.
& WYLD's is rooted in nature, community, and a whole lot of heart. 💚

What started with a two-burner stove in Sisters, Oregon and just 2,000 gummies grew into a brand known for its delicious flavors, thoughtful packaging, and consistent experiences.

WYLD is about more than just gummies. ✨
It's about helping people find what works for them, feel confident in what they're choosing, and enjoy the little moments along the way.

From first timers to the seasoned consumers, there's a reason WYLD has become a favorite. 💚

10/22/2026

"What are you going to be for Halloween?"

Me: High Af 🎃

10/21/2026

📍 Visit us at:
The Funky Monkey
3 Parkside Dr. Suite 103
Friendswood, TX 77546

🕒 Store Hours:
Tuesday–Thursday: 10:30 AM – 6:00 PM
Friday: 10:30 AM – 5:00 PM
Saturday: 10:30 AM – 2:00 PM
Sunday & Monday: Closed

📞 Call or Text: 281-996-5007
(We respond on the next business day if texting after hours)

Book a FREE consultation here

https://www.thefunkymonkeyfriendswood.com/green-plant-consult

Thank you for supporting our SMALL business!!