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Have a great ‘26-‘27 school year, Georgetown ISD!
08/10/2026

Have a great ‘26-‘27 school year, Georgetown ISD!

08/07/2026

Tis the season!!! Don’t forget this school supply! And no, the clear ones don’t count. Let me know if you have any q’s.

Just your friendly reminder to stay the hell away from this crap. Learn to support your innate immune system! Here to he...
08/06/2026

Just your friendly reminder to stay the hell away from this crap. Learn to support your innate immune system! Here to help (unlike the FDA 🙄)

Why I moved away from a food only approach. Always learning. Always improving.“Biophysics precedes biochemistry because ...
08/03/2026

Why I moved away from a food only approach. Always learning. Always improving.

“Biophysics precedes biochemistry because physical signals such as light, electromagnetic energy, charge, and electron flow establish the conditions under which the body’s chemical reactions occur.”

Biophysics is the operating environment.
Biochemistry is what the body is able to do within that environment.

In other words, the environment gives the instructions; biochemistry carries them out.

My best podcast of 2026 began with a good question. When will people learn to ask these questions to open doors to what they really need to know. It all began with the morphology of the South Pole aurora of Jupiter. It ended with the morphology of healthy and sick mitochondria. When your magnetic terrain is devastated by any cause so will things made from chloroplasts and mitochondria.  

As a result, your colony of mitochondrial responds by making UPEs from dimagnetic Oxygen that creates diseases from high heteroplasmy due to non coherent UPE release from ECT.
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Facts.
08/01/2026

Facts.

I’m intrigued by the headline; tempted, even. While I’m not interested in giving even one penny to the NYT, I agree with...
07/29/2026

I’m intrigued by the headline; tempted, even.

While I’m not interested in giving even one penny to the NYT, I agree with the headline alone.

We have been so conditioned (programmed? 🧐) to view uncomfortable feelings, intrusive thoughts, unfavorable behaviors as disease states (instead of dis-ease), and we rush to diagnose and medicate.

We’ve got a culture in constant pursuit of a label, constant scanning for threat/danger, constant evidence that there is something wrong.

That model is ineffective, to say the least. I see and work with this every day in my work with clients.

I was also part of that model for YEARS.

Now I show people the way out.

If you’re reading this and want out of their system, reach out.

Just say “Flock No!” to flock systems!
07/23/2026

Just say “Flock No!” to flock systems!

07/19/2026

- Great way for kiddos (and adults!) to shift out of overwhelm
- Can do sitting, standing, or lying down
- Balances sympathetic and parasympathetic nervous system
- Down shift threat response
- Allows right and left body to talk to each other, open up the lines of communication

Stay there as long as it feels good!

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