Nerdy Massage

11/30/2025

Friendly reminder: I DON'T charge fees for late cancellations due to inclement weather or unsafe road conditions. We have snow forecasted for Monday so please let me know if you need to cancel/reschedule 💙

11/28/2025

❄️🩵Happy Holidays🩵❄️

My holiday gift certificate special is finally here!!

$70 for an $80 certificate

$105 for an $120 certificate

$140 for an $160 certificate

Go to www.nerdymassage.com/specials to purchase!

These gift certificates do not expire but the deal will end December 26, 2025.

09/16/2025

Family vacation 🏙️ ✈️🤓 I'll be back to work on Wednesday, September 24th ♥️🧡💛💚💙💜

06/02/2025

🌞Father's Day Gift Certificate Special🌞

To celebrate dads we are having a special on Nerdy Massage gift certificates!

$70 for 60 minutes
$105 for 90 minutes
$140 for 120 minutes

Your dad would love one or two or three, right? You might too! Feel free to stock up on gift certificates for anyone special in your life (even yourself)!

Click here to purchase online: www.nerdymassage.com/specials

*Gift Certificates do not expire.
*Not valid with any other offers.
*Offer ends Sunday, June 15th, 2025

05/05/2025

To celebrate moms I'm having a special on Nerdy Massage gift certificates!

$70 for 60 minutes
$105 for 90 minutes
$140 for 120 minutes

Your mom would love one or two or three, right? You might too! Feel free to stock up on gift certificates for anyone special in your life (even yourself)!

Purchase here: www.nerdymassage.com/specials

*Gift Certificates do not expire.
*Not valid with any other offers.
*Offer ends Sunday, May 18th, 2025 (I meant to start the special a week ago so I'm extending it a week past Mother's Day).

04/01/2025

Jimmy Clark is one of my OG clients and a worthy friend so I am very excited to announce he's the winner of this year's customer appreciation drawing!! 🥳

Thank you everyone who has supported me these past 9 years, I appreciate you all and hope to continue serving you for years to come 🥰 Good luck next year!!

03/28/2025

It has been a whole NINE YEARS since I *officially* started Nerdy Massage!! Wow!!

I ❤️ my clients and truly appreciate all the support each of you have given me over the years 🥰

Every year around this time, I do a drawing for a FREE 60 MINUTE MASSAGE to celebrate. To be eligible you must 1) be a client, 2) write a review for my business on Google, Facebook, and/or Massage Book (you get one entry per platform, make sure it's not anonymous, and if you've already done one before, even years ago, it STILL counts so no need to do it again) before the drawing on March 31st, and 3) not have already won before. I'll contact the winner on April 1st to let them know they won and ask permission to name them 🤓

01/02/2025

❄️ Reminders❄️
➡️ I don't charge a late cancellation for inclement weather so PLEASE, if you don't feel safe driving due to weather/road conditions, stay home and call or text me to let me know
➡️ My rates have gone up to $80/hr
➡️ My bulk rate package specials have also gone up (same % savings but matching the new rates better)
➡️ Today is the last day for the holiday gift certificate special
www.nerdymassage.com/specials

Thank you all for a great 2024, I hope to see everyone in 2025 😁

❄️🩵 Holiday Gift Certificate Special 🩵❄️ With my rates increasing beginning in January, I wanted to make sure everyone got a good deal whether they use their gift certificate before or after the ra…

12/13/2024

❄️❄️ I had a cancellation for tomorrow! Here's your chance to get in before the holidays and rate: increase www.nerdymassage.com/services ❄️❄️

Choose a service and length of service below (if the service is eligible, you’ll have an opportunity to select add-ons like hot stones or cupping before the final step in booking the appointm…

11/29/2024

❄️🩵Happy Holidays🩵❄️

With my rates increasing beginning in January, I wanted to make sure everyone got a good deal whether they use their gift certificate before or after the rate adjustment:

$60 for an $80 certificate

$90 for an $120 certificate

$120 for an $160 certificate

Go to www.nerdymassage.com/specials to purchase!

These gift certificates do not expire but the deal will end January 2, 2025. If you are able to get in to use your gift certificate before the end of the year, there should be enough of a balance to add hot stones or cupping. If you're not able to get in before the end of the year, you'll still enjoy a discount on my new pricing. You can purchase as many as you'd like but the system will only allow you to buy one at a time. Looking forward to seeing you soon!

11/01/2024

🤓 Reminder, I give myself a raise every 5 years and effective January 1st these will be my new prices:

$40 for 30 minutes
$80 for 60 minutes
$120 for 90 minutes
$160 for 120 minutes

I will also update the pricing on my bulk rate packages to evenly divide with the new pricing:

$800 for $1200 in credit (~33% savings)
$600 for $800 in credit (25% savings)
$400 for $480 in credit (~17% savings)

06/08/2024

To celebrate dads we are having a special on Nerdy Massage gift certificates! $60 for 60 minutes, $90 for 90 minutes, or $120 for 120 minutes. Your dad would love one or two or three, right? You might too! Feel free to stock up on gift certificates for anyone special in your life (even yourself)! *Gift Certificates do not expire. *Offer ends Sunday, June 16th, 2024. Not available with any other offer.

Click here to purchase online: www.nerdymassage.com/specials