04/19/2026
“BREAKING NEWS 🚨😂
I really thought they passed a bill for double me
…turns out it’s double the w**d!! OKAYYYY we’ll take it 👀🍃
Congrats Massachusetts on the new law — 2 oz per person, per day is officially the vibe 🔥
Not two of me… but twice the fun 😏 ” 420