08/06/2026
📋 NOW HIRING: PERSONAL ASSISTANT TO THE CEO 📋
Position available immediately. Compensation paid primarily in purrs.
After waiting at the shelter since April, Scruffy is ready to assume control of a new organization—also known as your household.
At approximately 7 years old, this distinguished long-haired gentleman brings extensive management experience, firm opinions, and absolutely no interest in entry-level nonsense. As his devoted personal assistant, your duties will include:
🐾 Maintaining his preferred feeding schedule
🐾 Providing Temptations treats upon request
🐾 Offering affection when authorized
🐾 Immediately discontinuing affection when authorization is revoked
🐾 Ensuring all available luxuries meet executive standards
🐾 Accepting that Scruffy has the final say on…well, everything
Scruffy is friendly, active, and enjoys attention—on his terms. Fortunately, he believes in clear workplace communication and will let you know when a meeting has concluded.
Because there can only be one boss, Scruffy requires a home without other cats. We are also recommending no small children, as his direct management style may be better suited to adults and older, respectful employees.
Scruffy has been waiting since April to take over the family business. Frankly, we’re surprised your household has functioned this long without proper leadership.
Come meet CEO Scruffy at the City of Great Falls Animal Shelter. Applications for the position of devoted personal assistant are now being accepted! 🩶👔
Adoption Application: https://gfmt.link/gfasapp
Available dogs and cats: https://gfmt.link/gfasadopt