08/19/2026
Haters will say these pics are AI. π
I prefer to think of them as β¨evidence-based medicine, but run through a wellness influencer translatorβ¨.
Turns out colore**al surgery has had deep inner work, full-body releases, boundary setting, pressure relief, and removing things that no longer serve you this ENTIRE time.
We just insist on calling them colonoscopies, bowel prep, polyp removal, hemorrhoid treatment, and surgery.
See? Colore**al surgery has been wellness all along. We just needed better branding. π
But seriously⦠taking care of your colon IS self-care.
Get screened.
Pay attention to your symptoms.
Please donβt buy a $75 detox tea when your colon already knows how to do its job.
And most importantly, schedule your βdeep inner workβ when itβs time. π