Christian Hill Acupuncture

06/12/2026

06/04/2026

🐾💩 ATTENTION VALLEY POOPER SCOOPER CUSTOMERS! 💩🐾

Tired of playing “Land Mine Roulette” every time you walk through your yard?

Did your dog leave behind enough “fertilizer” to qualify your lawn as a hazardous waste site?

Then it’s time to call Valley Pooper Scooper!

✅ Weekly Service – $21/week
✅ Every 2 Weeks – $32
✅ Monthly Service – $47
✅ Residential & Commercial

Owned by Zane Erlewine, whose mission is simple: helping people enjoy their yards again without needing a shovel, hazmat suit, or emotional support goat.

Imagine this:

🌞 Barefoot in the grass.
🍔 Backyard cookouts.
⚽ Kids playing outside.
💩 ZERO surprise squishy incidents.

Let Valley Pooper Scooper handle the dirty work while you reclaim your kingdom from the tiny four-legged p**p factories you call pets.

📞 Call or Text: 304-722-4248

Because life is too short to spend your weekends hunting p**p like it’s an Easter egg hunt nobody wanted.

“Turning your yard from a minefield into a playground—one scoop at a time!”

🐕💩🤣

05/28/2026

05/27/2026

At Cooper’s Painting & Restoration, we do not pay referral fees.

Why? Because we believe referrals should be earned — not bought.

When our customers recommend us to their friends, family, and neighbors, it is because they were genuinely impressed with our professionalism, craftsmanship, and commitment to quality. That kind of trust is far more valuable than any financial incentive.

We take pride in delivering honest work, exceptional results, and service that speaks for itself.

Thank you to all of our loyal customers who continue to refer us based on the experience we provide. Your confidence in our work is the greatest compliment we can receive.

05/20/2026

Christian is a WV licensed acupuncturist and graduate of Maryland University of Integrative Health.