06/11/2026
🌽🙃 Happy National Corn on the Cob Day 🙃🌽
Because nothing screams summer like butter-drenched corn… and a gentle reminder to make responsible life choices.
So while you’re busy picking kernels out of your teeth:
✨ Book that checkup you’ve been “meaning to get to”
✨ Use protection (yes, even if you “trust the vibe”)
✨ Stop pretending Google is your doctor