Midlife Midwife Functional Health

11/03/2026

A testosterone result is useful, but it doesn’t tell the whole story about your health.

Energy, metabolism, sexual health, and hormone balance are connected to more than one marker. That’s why it’s important to look at the bigger picture instead of focusing on a single number.

Our Men’s Health Special gives you an opportunity to take a closer look with functional lab testing and a one-on-one review with a Nurse Practitioner.

Available through November 7 for $395 (regular value $695).

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Learn more at https://l.bttr.to/Z4VO8

11/02/2026

🔥 NOVEMBER IS HERE & WEEK 1 SPECIAL IS OFFICIALLY LIVE! 🔥

​Gentlemen (and the amazing ladies shopping for them! 👋), it’s time to stop settling for "just fine" and reclaim your peak energy, drive, and metabolic power!

​To celebrate Men’s Health Month, we’re dropping our first mind-blowing offer of November! ⚡

​🏋️‍♂️ Men’s Functional Health & Wellness Package

🔬 Comprehensive Functional Lab Panel: Screen for hormone balance, metabolic markers, thyroid function, nutrient status, inflammation, and blood sugar regulation!

🩺 1-on-1 Consultation: Deep-dive session with Donna Figueroa, FNP, to decode your results and build your custom action plan.

📈 Bonus Credit: Option to roll your investment toward a multi-month optimization program!

​💰 PROMO PRICE: $395 (Regular $695 — Save $300!)

🛍️ Purchase Window: Nov 1 – Nov 7 ONLY

🗓️ Flexibility: Buy now, schedule your visit anytime before March 1, 2027!

​Give the gift of vibrant health and longevity heading into 2027! 💪✨

​👉 CLAIM YOUR PACKAGE HERE: https://l.bttr.to/Z4VO8

​Stay tuned all month long for brand new weekly drops every Sunday! 🍂✨

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11/02/2026

🔥 NOVEMBER IS HERE & WEEK 1 SPECIAL IS OFFICIALLY LIVE! 🔥
Gentlemen (and the amazing ladies shopping for them! 👋), it’s time to stop settling for "just fine" and reclaim your peak energy, drive, and metabolic power!
To celebrate Men’s Health Month, we’re dropping our first mind-blowing offer of November! ⚡
🏋️‍♂️ Men’s Functional Health & Wellness Package
🔬 Comprehensive Functional Lab Panel: Screen for hormone balance, metabolic markers, thyroid function, nutrient status, inflammation, and blood sugar regulation plus lots more!
🩺 1-on-1 Consultation: Deep-dive session with Donna Figueroa, NP, to decode your results and build your custom action plan.
📈 Bonus Credit: Option to roll your investment toward a multi-month optimization program!
💰 PROMO PRICE: $395 (Regular $695 — Save $300!)
🛍️ Purchase Window: Nov 1 – Nov 7 ONLY
🗓️ Flexibility: Buy now, schedule your visit anytime before March 1, 2027!
Give the gift of vibrant health and longevity heading into 2027! 💪✨
👉 CLAIM YOUR PACKAGE HERE: https://l.bttr.to/Z4VO8
Stay tuned all month long for brand new weekly drops every Sunday! 🍂✨

11/02/2026

The holidays are supposed to be enjoyable. So why do they sometimes leave us feeling exhausted, bloated, out of routine, and promising ourselves we’ll get back on track in January?

It’s not always about what you’re eating.

Stress, sleep disruption, changes in meal timing, blood sugar fluctuations, and hormonal shifts can all play a role in how you feel during the holiday season.

And here’s the thing: taking care of your health doesn’t mean avoiding every dessert, turning down every invitation, or being the person who brings their own meal everywhere.

It’s about understanding what your body needs and finding habits that can work alongside real life.

That’s exactly what MaryEllen Myers and I will be discussing at Peace, Plates & Metabolism on November 19!

An evening of functional medicine, nutritional therapy, practical strategies, and shared holiday refreshments.

Thursday, November 19, 2026
6:30 PM
The Body, Birth & Baby Center in Leesburg

Come learn, ask questions, and enjoy an evening that makes room for both wellness and the things you love about the holidays.

Save your spot: https://webinar.midlifemidwifefh.com/peaceplatesmetabolism

11/01/2026

Men, this one’s for you!

If you’ve been noticing changes in your energy, metabolism, hormone levels, or sexual health, this is a good time to take a closer look.

For Week 1 of our November specials, we’re kicking things off with the Men’s Health Special!

Here’s what’s included:
- Comprehensive functional lab panel evaluating male sexual health, testosterone and androgen balance, and metabolic markers.
- One-on-one sit-down with me to review your results, understand what they mean, and discuss personalized next steps.

November 1–7 only

Regular value: $695
Birthday month special: 395!
That’s $300 in savings.

Know someone who could benefit from this? Send this their way!

Visit https://l.bttr.to/Z4VO8 to get started.

And stay tuned! There’s a new special dropping every week this November.

11/01/2026

It’s my birthday month, and I’m in the mood to celebrate! So this November, I’m sharing a little something with YOU every single week. Because why should I be the only one getting presents? 😉

We’re kicking things off with our Men’s Health Special, running November 1–7!

For $395 (a $695 value), you’ll get a comprehensive functional lab panel looking at male sexual health, testosterone and androgen balance, and metabolic markers, plus a one-on-one sit-down with me to review your results and discuss personalized next steps.

And that’s just the beginning!

We’ve got our Veterans Special, Signature Functional Lab Special, Holistic Health Lab Review, and a BIG Cyber Weekend surprise coming up throughout November.

I’ll be revealing each week’s special as we go, so keep an eye on this page. You won’t want to miss what’s coming next!

Let’s make my birthday month a little more special for you, too!

First up: Men’s Health. Book your $395 package before November 7! https://l.bttr.to/Z4VO8

10/30/2026

November is bringing something special to Midlife Midwife Functional Health!

From Men’s Health Month and honoring our incredible veterans to Thanksgiving, birthday celebrations, and Black Friday, there’s plenty to look forward to.

We’re preparing a whole month of special offers to help you prioritize your health, support your hormones, boost your energy, and feel your best without breaking the bank.

The details are still under wraps, but you won’t have to wait much longer!

Mark your calendars for November 1. Keep an eye on our social media, check your inbox, and visit our website. The vault is opening, and you won’t want to miss what’s inside!

November is looking good. Let’s make it a month of feeling good, too! 🤍

10/26/2026

I honestly used to wait until I felt under the weather to finally start taking care of myself. Now, I’ve realized that being proactive is the real secret to staying healthy all year long. I make sure to prioritize my rest and nutrition before any sniffles even have a chance to show up. It feels so much better to keep my immunity strong rather than playing catch-up when I'm already feeling exhausted. Taking small daily steps towards wellness is definitely the best way to thrive in the 🏥. It is time to start focusing on prevention so we can all stay out of the 🤒!

10/26/2026

🛡️ Bye-Bye Sniffles: The Ultimate Immune Boosting Stack Is Here! 💥

It’s officially that time of year—everyone seems to be walking around with the sniffles! But crossing our fingers and relying on drugs after we get sick isn't the answer. Let's build a rock-solid defense system from the inside out! 🏰💪
I’ve put together an Immune Support Supplement Stack to keep your defense strong, your gut happy, and your energy sky-high all season long:
🌿 1. The Daily Foundation (Keep your immune armor locked and loaded all fall and winter):
🥛 Colostrum (40% IgG)
🛡️ Lactoferrin
🌱 EpiCor
🍋 Vitamin C
☀️ Vitamin D3
⚡ Zinc

✨ Why this works magic: The power trio of Colostrum, Lactoferrin, and postbiotics works at the gut level to lower toxin load and microbial activity, dramatically reducing the risk, severity, and length of respiratory bugs. Paired with heavy-hitters like Vitamin C, D3, and Zinc, your cells get the exact tools they need to stay resilient! 🧬🔥

🚨 2. Acute Symptom Superhero:
⚡ Rapid Immune Boost Herbal complex (Bring this backup plan in at the very first sign of a throat tickle or sudden energy drop!)
📲 Get the full protocol & exact clinical dosing here:
👉 Fullscript Immune Stack Protocol:
https://us.fullscript.com/s/dfigueroa1659380167/shop/plans/TXVsdGlQYXRpZW50UGxhbi0xOTEwODQ=?hl=en-US
Drop a comment below or send me a DM if you need help tweaking your plan. Let’s crush this cold and flu season together! 🥳🍊✨ with Donna Kaplan Figueroa

10/19/2026