06/24/2026
It’s officially summer and we love a good summer party… but someone needs to be the lifeguard energy.
Introducing: the Designated Water Watcher™ 💦
(No whistle required. Just attention.)
The American Academy of Pediatrics recommends constant, undistracted supervision around water—because accidents don’t send a warning text.
✔️ Rotate every 15–20 minutes
✔️ Stay distraction-free
✔️ Keep eyes ON the water (not your margarita 👀)
It’s the most important role at the party—and it saves lives.