10/17/2026
Things that would horrify a non-kids yoga teacher:
PART 3 👻🧘♀️
Apparently you all had THOUGHTS after Parts 1 & 2 😂
So naturally… I had to make another one!
The kids yoga teacher experience includes:
✨ Hearing “CAN WE DO THAT AGAIN?!” after you’ve already done it four times.
✨ Getting ONE child settled for Savasana… only for another one to immediately pop up.
✨ Bringing out a mindfulness instrument and realizing you have approximately 0.2 seconds before:
“CAN I PLAY IT?”
“CAN I PLAY IT?”
“CAN I PLAY IT?”
✨ And the rookie mistake of trying to discreetly get everyone into groups after they have already figured out what the game is. 👀
Kids yoga is peaceful, calming and mindful …
But it can also be absolute chaos with really good intentions!!! 😂🧘♀️
And somehow…I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
Kids yoga teachers: I KNOW I missed one. 👇
Tell me the oddly specific thing that happens in your classes that would horrify a regular yoga teacher.
I’m collecting the best ones for Part 4! 😂
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