08/14/2026
Please allow me to officially introduce Joey, Manager of Operations here at Becoming Freya.
His responsibilities include supervising all studio activity, monitoring productivity, sitting directly in the way whenever possible, demanding mandatory attention breaks, and conducting very serious quality-control inspections.
Compensation is paid entirely in treats, cuddles, and the occasional opportunity to knock something off a table.
He takes his position very seriously.
And after careful consideration, management has also selected Joey as Employee of the Month
Was there anyone else in the running? Technically, yes.
Did Joey approve the final decision? Also yes.
Whether he actually contributes to productivity is still under review.
But morale? Excellent.
Congratulations, Joey, Manager of Operations and Employee of the Month