07/17/2026
🐴 No Diggity’s Noodle Neck Chronicles 🐴
Equine Bodywork Joke of the Week
Owner: “I’d like to set up an appointment for my horse… they just seem a little off.”
Horse: “I’m not sore. I’m fine! I’m just angry because my owner wouldn’t let me eat the entire treat bag!” 🥕😂
Also horse: moves like a shopping cart with one bad wheel, refuses one lead, and makes a face when you touch their back. 👀
Me: “Oh really? That’s interesting… because your fascia, poll, neck, and back are telling me a very different story.” 😏
Horse after a productive whole-body session and feeling less restricted:
“Okay, fine… maybe I was a little tight. Since you’re already here, can you also release the restriction preventing my owner from buying me more treats?” 🙏🤣
✨ Educational moment:
Horses don’t always communicate discomfort in obvious ways. Sometimes they show us through changes in movement, stiffness, resistance, or behavior. Bodywork can help identify areas of tension and support better comfort, mobility, and body awareness.