09/09/2026
I have some of the coolest clients around! With a wide variety of skills and job experience. That being said, describe what you do, poorly! I need a good laugh! I’ll go first!
People pay me to have them undress and get on an uncomfortable table with a near suffocating donut sized breathing hole. Then I put lotion on them and hurt them on purpose, in the best ways.  also occasionally I get to use my suction cups of death and brass knuckles.🤣