06/21/2026
Happy Father’s Day from Kids First Pediatrics!!
Thanks for being the champion of shoulder rides, the finder of missing stuffed animals, and the official family bug remover.
Whether you’re building blanket forts, mastering the art of silly voices, or finding lost toys in impossible places, you help make childhood a little more magical every day.
We hope your day is filled with smiles, hugs, and plenty of opportunities to say, “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.”
And with that being said, here’s this year’s Dad Jokes…
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory.
Want to hear a joke about construction?
I’m still working on it.
I used to play piano by ear…
But now I use my hands.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy.
I was at a restaurant when the waiter asked, “You wanna box for the leftovers?”
I said “No, but I could wrestle you for them.”
What do you call it when a snowman has a tantrum?
A meltdown
What do clouds wear under their pants?
Thunder pants
