The Muscle Matriarch

06/15/2026

Are you tired of being held together by caffeine, spite, and questionable posture?

Do you make sound effects every time you stand up?

Have your shoulders become permanent roommates with your ears?

If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, you may be suffering from Being An Adult™.

Luckily, I’m here to help. ☺️

💆‍♀️ 60 Minutes - $75
💆‍♀️ 90 Minutes - $110
💆‍♀️ 2 Hours - $150

shiannewhitmorelmt.clinicsense.com

05/01/2026

Link to book an appointment in my bio 😁✨💆🏻‍♀️

04/19/2026

Sunday is for self-care… not just thinking about it, actually doing it 😌

Have you booked your massage yet, or are you still “planning to” for the third week in a row?

I’ve opened my schedule this week—come relax, reset, and let me work out all the stress you’ve been pretending isn’t there.

04/14/2026

My clients hear me talk about fascia. Here is an explanation of what fascia is:

Fascia is basically the cling wrap of your body—it wraps around your muscles, holds everything together, and keeps things moving smoothly… when it’s behaving.

But life happens—stress, bad posture, workouts, injuries—and that cling wrap starts tightening, sticking, and pulling in all the wrong places. That’s when you feel stiff, sore, and wondering why your body suddenly hates you.

That’s where I come in.
Massage helps loosen that tight, sticky fascia, get things moving again, and remind your body how it’s actually supposed to feel.

Moral of the story:
If your body feels like it’s been vacuum-sealed… it’s probably time to get on my table. 💆🏻‍♂️

03/28/2026

ADULTHOOD: stressed, sore, and ignoring it
HOT GIRL SOLUTION: treat yo’selffff ✨

03/07/2026

These tools are all optional add-ons for your massage…
and unlike literally everything else in life, they’re free.
If one intrigues you, let me know next time you’re on the table. 😌

03/05/2026

No. Just no. Don’t do it. Don’t even think about it. Not even as a joke. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Massage therapy requires specialized training, licensure, and knowledge of anatomy for pain relief and rehabilitation. Associating it with sexual services undermines the credibility and skill of your massage therapist.

02/27/2026

Tight muscles? Increased stress? Need a minute to ignore the fact that you have to be a responsible adult?

I can help! Time to take care of your body. It’s the only one you have.

AND I can accept HSA/FSA as a payment method 🙌🏻

Licensed Massage Therapist in Pocatello, ID I specialize in therapeutic massage & pain management. I also offer Swedish & deep tissue, mobile couples massage, trigger point therapy, chair massages (best for events, parties, businesses, or corporations) I tailor each individual massage to your needs....

01/23/2026

If you deal with chronic pain, tension, or just feel like your body never fully relaxes… this is for you. 💆🏻‍♀️