08/18/2026
Women are already accustomed to having very real symptoms given overly simplistic explanations online which is why I wanted to talk about this “30 pounds of poop” claim.
Bloating? “Parasite detox.”
Constipation? “Cleanse your colon.”
Hormonal symptoms? “This supplement will balance your hormones.”
The problem? Women’s bodies are considerably more complex than that.
The claim that most people have as much as 30 pounds of f***l matter trapped inside the folds of the colon, where it supposedly remains FOREVER, is not how a normally functioning colon behaves.
The colon is a dynamic organ. Its muscles contract to move contents forward, water is absorbed, stool is formed and eventually eliminated.
Can someone develop significant constipation or f***l impaction? Yes, but that’s not evidence that the average woman has decades of f***l matter permanently stuck inside her colon.
For some women, it may be gastrointestinal.
For others, pelvic floor dysfunction may be contributing.
Thyroid function matters.
Certain medications and supplements matter.
Diet, hydration and activity matter.
Hormonal changes may matter.
And as a gynecologist, I’m also thinking about the pelvis.
Does she have pelvic pressure? Pain? Heavy periods? Fibroids? Endometriosis symptoms? Has something changed with her menstrual cycle? Is she entering perimenopause?
Those details tell me far more than assuming her colon simply needs to be “cleaned.”
One of the most useful things you can do for your health is notice when your body changes.
New symptoms deserve curiosity — not a one-size-fits-all explanation.
Save this as your reminder, send it to another woman who needs to know that digestive symptoms can overlap with women’s health + follow along for more honest conversations about women’s health and hormones 💌
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