Massage by Christii

10/21/2026

Today’s view for massage. 🥰

10/12/2026

🚨🌴 STOP THE SHIP! CHRISTII'S HAVING A SALE! 🚨🌊

Happy Columbus Day! ⛵ And did you know it's also World Arthritis Day? What better excuse to show those tired, achy muscles and joints a little extra love?! 💆‍♀️

⚓ ONE DAY ONLY — A DEAL THAT RARELY SETS SAIL!

My 180-minute massage packages almost NEVER go on sale because they're already a great deal… but today I'm feeling a little generous! 😜

Choose your escape:

💆‍♀️ 3 × 60-minute massages
🌊 OR 2 × 90-minute massages

💰 Retail $360
🔥 TODAY ONLY $275! 🔥

That's 💰 back in your pocket and 3 whole hours of relaxation on your calendar!

⚠️ LIMITED PACKAGES AVAILABLE! Once they're gone, this ship has sailed! 🚢

💳 Payment options: HSA cards (for eligible massage expenses), Zelle, Venmo, and all major credit cards accepted!

🌴 Massage by Christii
Restore • Recharge • Be You

Because life's chaotic enough… your muscles don't have to be! 😉🌊

09/30/2026

Mark your calendars for the best holiday shopping!

🚨SWEEPSTAKES TICKETS ARE ON SALE!🚨

Want a chance to win while supporting the J.J. Pearce Pacesetters? We have some amazing prizes waiting for you!

Prizes include:
Dallas Mavericks Tickets
Dallas Stars Tickets
Mahjong sets
Amazing holiday gifts and goodies

When you purchase your tickets, be sure to choose your favorite Pacesetter from the drop-down menu so she gets credit for your support!

Ticket options:
1 for $2 • 6 for $10 • 15 for $25 • 30for $50 • 75 for $100
Premium Prize Tickets •1 for $5 • 5 for $20 • 30 for $100

Then come see us at the J.J. Pearce Holiday Bazaar, October 17 & 18!

Buy your tickets, pick your Pacesetter, and let the winning begin! 🔗 www.pacesetterbazaar.com

09/28/2026

OCTOBER NEWSLETTER IS HERE, Y’ALL! 🍂🎃

Apparently it’s fall… even if Texas hasn’t gotten the memo. 😂

This month we’re talking tight muscles, dry skin, a little Controlled Chaos, and some fall self-care — because your shoulders shouldn’t be earrings and your skin shouldn’t feel like a lizard. 🤣

AND… I may have a little limited-edition fall goodness coming your way. 👀🔥🌊

Pumpkin spice? Nah. We do fall a little differently around here. 😉

Grab your coffee (or wine… I don’t judge 😂), check out the October newsletter, and don’t forget to get that massage booked before the holiday craziness begins!

🍂 Massage by Christii
🌊 Controlled Chaos by Christii

A little less stress. A little more Controlled Chaos. ❤️

Check out this design designed by Christii Linsteadt.

09/22/2026

PSA: Utokia order was delayed by USPS.
Hope to get today. If you have an order then hopefully will have for pickup tomorrow.

09/10/2026

Terry is an RN independent patient advocate navigating the healthcare system for her clients every single day. Today she was recognized as the health advocate of the year at the conference in Las Vegas. A well deserved recognition and for a wonderful and inspiring woman!

Give her a follow and educate yourself from her page posts. Some day you will thank me! 😊
SunNav Healthcare Advocates
(Btw, what a great pic!!)

09/08/2026

https://canva.link/newslettermbc

Check out this design designed by Christii Linsteadt.

09/07/2026

Last day! I have four of the bundles left so grab one fast!

09/07/2026

STOP SCROLLING. I’VE LOST MY MIND. 😂

🇺🇸 LABOR DAY SALE — TODAY ONLY!

💆‍♀️ 90-MINUTE MASSAGE FOR THE PRICE OF 60!

That’s 30 FREE MINUTES of me working out the knots created by your job, your kids, your spouse, your life choices… or all of the above. 🤣

🔥 LIMITED QUANTITIES!
When they’re gone, they’re GONE — and please don’t message me tomorrow with, “Christiiiii, can I still get it?” because we both know I’m a sucker and we’re trying to establish boundaries around here. 😂🤦‍♀️

🎁 BONUS: Snag one as a Labor Day gift for somebody you love… because nothing says “I care about you” quite like “Girl, you look stressed. Go see Christii.” 😂

👇 SNAG IT BEFORE SOMEBODY ELSE DOES:
https://square.link/u/73PH7oOx?src=sheet

🇺🇸 Happy Labor Day!
Quit laboring. Come get rubbed. Let me fix youuuuuuuu! 😂💆‍♀️

Massage by Christii

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