Dead Relaxed: The Cadaver Massage Therapy

08/02/2026

☀️ **Vacation Mode: ON** 💀

Just a heads up—we'll be **CLOSED August 11th–23rd** while we take a little time to rest, recharge, and enjoy the last bits of summer.

If you've been thinking about booking a massage, **now is the time!** Appointments before vacation are filling up quickly, so grab one before they're gone.

We will NOT be answering messages while we are out of the office, all messages will be returned when we get back to the office on the 24th!

📅 **Last day in the office:** August 10
🌴 **Closed:** August 11–23
💆 Back to helping you relax on **August 24th**

Send us a message or book your appointment today before the calendar fills up!

07/23/2026

✨Upcoming Openings✨

Saturday July 25th:
11am BOOKED

Friday July 31st:
8am, 9am BOOKED

Saturday August 1st:
8am, 9am-BOOKED, 10am-BOOKED, 12pm

Tuesday August 4th:
9am, 10am, 11am-BOOKED, 12pm BOOKED, 1pm

Wednesday August 5th:
9am, 10am, 11am, 12pm, 1pm

07/17/2026

BOOKED🖤

💥 A little time just opened up 💥

I have an appointment available this Saturday (July 18th) at 12:00 PM.

If you've been needing to relieve muscle tension, reduce stress, or simply take some time for yourself, this is the perfect opportunity to prioritize your well-being.

Message me to reserve this appointment. It will be filled on a first-come, first-served basis.

I look forward to helping you feel your best.

06/09/2026

Dead Relaxed Family and Friends!

At Dead Relaxed, we strive to give everyone that walks through our doors 100% effort. That is why we put into place a cancellation / no show policy to ensure that we are able to stay as available to everybody as possible. This allows clients to have reserved time slots and ensures that everybody has the capability to get the services that they require.

This policy does not just protect our clients and their appointments, but respects the time of our therapist.

You can view our cancellation policy on our booking site along with our membership packages!

We hope to see you soon!

06/02/2026

🩷LAST MINUTE OPENINGS🩷
Tomorrow, Wednesday June 3rd

9:30am - 60 minutes available
11:30am - 60 minutes available

Message to claim!

06/01/2026

✨Last Minute Opening✨
TODAY, Monday June 1st
5pm - 30 or 60 min available
Message to claim!

05/15/2026

🌷Last minute openings for this weekend!🌷

Saturday May 16
2:15pm

Sunday May 17
10:45am
12pm - BOOKED

Message to claim the spot!

05/10/2026

Did you wake up today and forget it was Mother's Day? Of course you didn't!

But, did you get her what she truly wants? Probably not!

Give every mom what they desire. Some peace, quiet and relaxation! Appointments and gift cards are always available, but don't forget about our yearly membership of 12 massages for $600!

And as always to the people that make the world go round, Happy Mother's Days!

Don’t forget that this Sunday is Mother’s Day! No matter what category you fall under.. we see you, this weekend and everyday.

If you or someone you love needs a relax/reset we have the following availability next week..

🌸Monday 5/11🌸
6:15pm -30 min session

🌼Tuesday 5/12🌼
10am
11:15am

🌷Saturday 5/16🌷
10am
11:15am
12:30pm

As always, gift cards are available!

05/06/2026

Don’t forget that this Sunday is Mother’s Day! No matter what category you fall under.. we see you, this weekend and everyday.

If you or someone you love needs a relax/reset we have the following availability next week..

🌸Monday 5/11🌸
6:15pm -30 min session

🌼Tuesday 5/12🌼
10am
11:15am

🌷Saturday 5/16🌷
10am
11:15am
12:30pm

As always, gift cards are available!

05/06/2026

EXTRA! EXTRA! Read all about it! We're leveling up!

We are so excited to announce our new partnership with Level Up Chiro !