05/24/2026
What people think acupuncturists do:
✨ vibes
✨ candles
✨ tiny needles
✨ “drink more water”
✨ spa music
What I’m actually doing:
tracking your menstrual cycle phases
analyzing your posture from how you sat down
wondering why your left glute stopped firing in 2022
explaining how stress is destroying your digestion
mapping referred pain patterns
asking about your sleep like a detective
trying to figure out if your jaw pain is emotional, neurological, hormonal, or your SCM
while pretending I’m not internally connecting 47 different systems at once ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️