The Poop Doctor

05/15/2026

You think you’re “regular”… but are you actually constipated? 👀💩

The P**p Doctor officially released our NEW p**p quiz:
👉 “What Type of Constipated Are You?”

Because there’s a BIG difference between:
🚫 p**ping
and
✅ fully eliminating.

You might be:
💩 The Strainer (dry + hard to pass)
💩 The Ghost P**per (lost the urge completely)
💩 The Stress Balls Type (your nervous system is clenching your cheeks 😭)

Most people normalize:
❌ bloating
❌ incomplete p**ps
❌ straining
❌ rabbit pellets
❌ needing coffee just to go

…but your body is trying to tell you something.

This quick quiz helps you:
✔ identify YOUR constipation type
✔ understand what your p**p is trying to tell you
✔ learn what your body actually needs
✔ stop guessing and start fixing the root issue

And yes… the questions get WEIRDLY specific 😏

(If nobody’s ever asked you what your wiping situation looks like… prepare yourself.)

Take the quiz now and find out what kind of constipated you are 💩👇

🔗 Link in Bio or go to bit.ly/p**p-quiz

**pDoctor **pquiz

01/29/2022

Did you know the microbes in your gut drink about 32 ounces of water a day? This means if you don't drink more than that, you can quickly become dehydrated. For adults, the typical recommended water intake is half your weight in ounces (up to 1 gallon a day).

05/13/2021

Science finally confirms what we’ve always known... again 😹

First DNA from paleofeces show people 1000 years ago in U.S., Mexico had much more diverse gut microbes