Diggum-Deep Mortuary

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Diggum-Deep Mortuary

Nestled on the east side of Old Town in Sapulpa OK
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08/17/2026

In our industry, the only business generator better than a customer referral is the phrase "I bet you won't".

08/14/2026

Thank you for taking the time to write a review Ma'am.

First off let's clarify a few things. When we told you we could ship your brother home you had made arrangements with us to have him cremated. We're not the ones that backed out halfway through that process. You damn near scared everyone in the furnace department when you came in screaming with guns a blazing to shut it all down.

Secondly, Earls Delivery Service is not an acceptable substitute for a major shipping company. Yes, Earl does make liquor store-to-home deliveries, but everyone knows he tends to drink half of what you order as part of his "transit tax".

Thirdly, we graciously made you one heck of a deal on a low mileage, off-lease program casket due to the condition of the first one after you backed out of the cremation process halfway through. You're welcome, regardless of whether we ever heard a "Thank you"

Fourth, we tried to explain that "Return to Sender" is not an appropriate postal address for a casket. Everyone in your home town does not know who you are.

Fifth, It's is not our fault that you transposed to first two numbers of your address causing him to be delivered to the VFW instead. It's also not our fault that you've showed your A** in there on Bingo Night so many times that they wouldn't let you in to pick him up. We also had no control over the fact that ole' Rattlesnake Coverdale used their ceremonial canon to "point him in your direction".

Sixth, by all accounts your brother fell short one last time which should have come as no surprise to anyone who knew him or your family for that matter.

That being said, we would happily offer you a 10% discount should you ever decide you need our services again, if your arrangements meet certain requirements. Namely that you "drop dead" first.

Damn, you're right. I do feel a lot better getting that off my chest. No, I can't believe she wrote that, her mama would be turning in her grave for sure if they ever found her body. No, I'm not going to send that, that would be stupid. I just knew if I wrote it all down I wouldn't have to carry this around for the rest of the day. How come this thing keeps writing every word I say. No seriously look at what it's doing. I don't know why! No, I don't know what button I hit! Does that one turn it off? Great! Well do that. Come on make it stop, we've got to mail her a fruitcake before the postoffice closes up for the day and then I need to get some preparation H to treat this pain in my ass. Yeah pizza sounds good. Why is it still writing all this? For god sakes don't hit the wrong button. no not that one, the other one. Damn I hate this new update. Seriously why did they change all this stuff, it worked just fine before. Oh that button! OK.

08/10/2026

We had to use a rare mortuary maneuver this weekend for Shanky Johnson's service. Most of you know Shanky has been married for 35 years and has seven kids. Fewer of you know, because it seems there are no secrets in this town, that he had a piece on the side.

His wife was adamant that his mistress not be at the graveside service. So we used the Trojan Hearse maneuver. This involved luring his mistress to the other side of the cemetery with an empty hearse, telling her she got there early and we needed her to wait for everybody else before we proceeded with the service, while the real service was going on at the other side of the cemetery, out of eye shot.

It probably would have worked too, if the Savage Prunes hadn't started blowing Amazing Grace on their bagpipes as loud as they could while they lowered Shanky into his grave.

Luckily, running across a cemetery in high heels and hose is not an easy feat and Shanky was in the ground, and we was finishing up the closure by the time this young lady came puffing up. You could tell she was a bit disappointed to see she wasn't going to be able to slip a pair of her knickers into the casket with Sk**ky before we were done.

She did however meet Fred McGuire one of the bagpipers and he convinced her he could put her knickers to good use when they play outdoors in the winter. Time will tell if she's seen around town with Fred. But we did overhear them discussing different techniques on blowing the pipes as they walked back to Fred's wagon.

07/23/2026

Not a mourning person? W***y and Barry are proud to announce they are offering the latest trend in bereavement, the rent-a-mourner. For a small fee Wailing Wanda and a few of her sad friends will sit in on a funeral to fill out the room. Don't let a lack of attendance spoil your loved one's last day above the dirt. Available exclusively at Diggum-Deep Mortuary. We also offer frequency discounts for troubled families.

07/03/2026

We hear a lot of different things over the course of a preplanning session but "do you want to be ASHED or GRAVED?" is one of the most unusual things we've ever heard a wife ask a husband.

07/01/2026

The tag team of Lizzie and Celia Anne came home last night with the Toddler Fight Club title of the week and $6 in prize money. They bested four orphans in three rounds. We all know orphans fight dirty because they have nothing to lose. But there's more to these two than just good looks (a killer uppercut is their secret closer). The girls took their money down to 66 Vintage Market and picked out the nicest doll house they could buy with their winnings. They'll be fighting 5-year-old terror Ooter Grumbanstalk next week as they work their way up to the title.

06/30/2026

We've recently begun importing the latest in water funeral trends. Get away from it all for the day or for eternity with our new inflatable coffin. If you're curious if this is the right choice for you, join us Friday night at the base of Skinny Dip Mountain on Pretty Water Lake as we perform a Viking funeral for Sven Allgood, Sapulpa's former number one bait and tackle salesman. Sven loved his job and claimed to never work a day in his life when he was doing it. His family thought it would be fitting to make the lake his final resting place. Now if we can get Eagle Peak Monuments to come up with a floating headstone, we will have all the details worked out for what is sure to be a memorable service.

06/29/2026

We are thankful for our good friends over at Eagle Peak Monuments . Not only do they have a quality product but their proofreading is beyond compare. Years ago we used another monument company with disastrous results. We had just got our telephone and called in the order. Not sure if everything the family wanted would make it one the stone we told the folks at the other company "the deceased's name and dates. the family requests the following inscription, 'Loving Father, Beloved Husband' and if there's room, 'We'll see you in Heaven'" Sadly all of that made it on the marker, everything, word for word as we had called it in. That was a We are thankful for our good friends over at . Not only do they have a quality product but their proofreading is beyond compare. Years ago we used another monument company with disastrous results. We had just got our telephone and called in the order. Not sure if everything the family wanted would make it one the stone we told the folks at the other company "the deceased's name and dates. the family requests the following inscription, 'Loving Father, Beloved Husband' and if there's room, 'We'll see you in Heaven'" Sadly all of that made it on the marker, everything, word for word as we had called it in. That was a long day.

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06/26/2026

You know it's going to be a good day when Pam steps through the door, well, for us anyway. You're 4 away from you next free one Pam. See you soon!

06/25/2026

We offer a new funeral add-on called "Mysterious Stranger". For a small additional fee, we will have a person dress entirely in black with sunglasses and an umbrella (regardless of weather conditions) and they will watch your service from a distance and leave before anyone can speak to them. Add an air of mystery and keep your friends guessing about your secret life well after you've left this mortal coil.

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Address

101 N. Poplar Street
Sapulpa, OK
74066

Telephone

+19188579617

Website

http://joe2-0.com/mortuary/index.html, https://diggumdeepmortuary.etsy.com/

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