Dr David Rosenfeld, MD Proctologist

10/11/2026

This is a reminder that my page is for general information only, and I do NOT monitor it 24 hours a day. If you have a medical emergency you should seek care immediately.

***yDoc

10/08/2026

Hydration and Fiber is key! ***y

10/08/2026

🚨 PSA: Your butt has entered the chat. And it has ONE request:

🧼 STOP. WASHING. IT. WITH. SOAP. 🍑

Yes, seriously.

That squeaky-clean feeling? Your butt may not be impressed. Soap can irritate the sensitive skin around the a**s and contribute to itching, burning and irritation. And if you already have hemorrhoids, aggressive cleaning can make things worse.

The actual hygiene hack? 💦
Warm water. Gentle rinse. Pat dry. Move on with your life.

No aggressive scrubbing.
No scented wipes.
No turning your bathroom routine into a pressure-washing competition. 😂

But if your 🍑 is itching, bleeding, hurting or generally filing complaints, don’t spend three hours doom-scrolling WebMD.

📞 Call Dr. David Rosenfeld today:
1.805.230.BUTZ (2889)

Because sometimes your butt needs a doctor and NOT another TikTok hack.

***yDoc

Washing your butt with soap can cause more harm than good. We've put together doctor-approved alternatives that are better for your a**l health.

10/07/2026

Don’t put soap there T***y Team! 🙅‍♂️

10/04/2026

💩 Nobody wants to see a proctologist.

But when your butt starts making executive decisions, you need someone you can trust. 😂

That’s why patient testimonials matter.

One patient told us, “Dr. Rosenfeld made me feel comfortable immediately, in an uncomfortable situation.”

And then they discovered our Wi-Fi password😂

Apparently, even our Wi-Fi knows what we do.

❤️ See what our patients are saying:

👉 https://www.ratemds.com/doctor-ratings/8852/Dr-David+B.-Rosenfeld-Simi+Valley-CA.html/

Got a butt problem you've been ignoring?

📞 805-230-BUTZ (2889)

And share this with someone who needs a little encouragement to make that appointment.

***yDoc

09/26/2026

💩 Your gut has a lot going on.

Trillions of microorganisms are living in there, working away 24/7.

And unlike your family group chat, you actually want some of them around. 😂

If your digestive system has been feeling a little... rebellious, it may be time to pay attention to your gut health.

At Thousand Oaks Proctology, Dr. David Rosenfeld recommends several products designed to support digestive and colorectal health:

💩 Perfect P.O.O.P.®
Psyllium fibre to help support regularity and healthy bowel movements.

🦠 SUPER POOPER PROBIOTICS
Four probiotic strains with 30 billion CFU per capsule.

🌱 L-GLUTAMINE POWDER
An amino acid used to support intestinal health.

🩸 R.H.O.I.D.-AID
A natural supplement formulated to support hemorrhoid and a**l health.

Because sometimes your gut doesn't need another lecture.

It needs a little backup. 😉

👉 Check out the products recommended by Thousand Oaks Proctology:

💬 Tag the friend who has strong opinions about their p**p.

And definitely share this post. Your friends may pretend they don't want to talk about gut health...

But they're probably reading it. 👀

***yDoc

We feel it’s important for our patients to have access to the best colorectal/anoretal health products on the market. Here are the products we recommend.

09/24/2026

Things get messy when you pull a Proctologist out of an exam room.

09/22/2026

🧻 Blood on the toilet paper? Here's the question you should not ignore.

Is it hemorrhoids?

👉Or could it be something else?

The problem is that different colorectal conditions can produce similar symptoms, and guessing based on what you find on Google isn't the same as getting an examination.

Pain. Bleeding. A lump. Changes in bowel habits.

These symptoms deserve context.

That's why Dr. Rosenfeld has put together practical information on some of the most common and misunderstood colorectal problems.

👉 Explore the Procto-Blog and get answers from a proctology specialist.

And if something doesn't feel right, don't keep putting it off.

📞 Call 805-230-BUTZ (2889) to make an appointment with Thousand Oaks Proctology.

❤️ Share this post. Someone in your Facebook feed may be experiencing symptoms and quietly hoping they'll disappear.

***yDoc

09/20/2026

Wishing everyone observing Yom Kippur a meaningful and peaceful day of reflection and renewal. May you be inscribed for a year of health, peace and happiness.

G’mar Chatimah Tovah. 🕊️