06/18/2026
Biohack yourself with what’s already in your house.
Tape measure.
Blood pressure cuff.
Your last labs.
Five numbers. Twenty percent each:
• Glucose under 90
• HDL above 50
• Triglycerides under 100
• Waist less than half your height
• Blood pressure under 120/80
That’s your metabolic grade.
If you pass, amazing! If not, don’t panic.
Metabolic health is built, not inherited.