06/03/2026
5 things that hurt more than tox 💉😂
1️⃣ Sending a screenshot to the person you screenshotted
Immediate full body shutdown. 😭
2️⃣ Pulling on a door when it very clearly says “PUSH”
And somehow making eye contact with everyone nearby. 🫠
3️⃣ Stepping on a lego barefoot
No explanation needed. Absolutely criminal.
4️⃣ Watching your child do a glitter project right after you cleaned the floor ✨
You already know that glitter is living in your house forever now.
5️⃣ Butt dialing your ex
Especially when you notice 14 minutes later. 💀
Meanwhile tox?
A few tiny pokes for a smoother forehead and boosted confidence. We’d say that’s a fair trade 💋
📲 If fear of tox is holding you back, just remember: you’ve survived much worse 😂
