07/21/2026
📢 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT📢
I'd like to officially introduce the newest member of the Massage by Rae and Body Elements team.
💖 Everyone, meet Penelope "Penny" Knotts! 💖
After an extensive interview process... Which mostly consisted of her standing there looking fabulous... I knew she was the perfect fit.
Position:
Assistant and Director of Boneafide Customer Service
Qualifications:
🦴 Knows the human body inside and out.
🦴 Never calls out sick.
🦴 Always smiling.
🦴 Has excellent posture.
🦴 Doesn't complain about working.
Weaknesses:
❌ Personal space.
❌ Folding fitted sheets.
❌ She's a little... dead inside.
On her first day, I asked her to answer the phone.
She stared at it...
I asked her to fold towels.
She stared at those too...
Then she scared the UPS driver.
Sooo... we're still working through training. 👀
🥰 Please help me give Penelope a warm welcome! Just don't ask her for any help yet... She's all bones and very little experience. 💀🖤
P.S. If you stop by, be sure to say hello. She loves the attention... And honestly, she's invading some of my space. 😘
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